FUNNY SEX STORIES

 A few months ago The New Yorker ran a cartoon series about sex I can’t stop thinking about. You can see it here. I’ve never seen the strange and yet common nature of sex so hilariously and accurately described.

Sex is messy, complicated, and above everything else, one of the funniest things we participate in as humans (I think).

Yet we take it so, so seriously. So seriously, that we find it devastating when it doesn’t look like what it looks like in the movies (spoiler alert: it will never look like what it looks like in the movies).

So let’s all relax and laugh a bit at the weirdest things that have happened to us during sex. Below is a collection of a few anonymous embarrassing dating stories we’ve collected and we’d love to hear yours in the comments!

“A couple of years ago, in an act of trying to be the ‘effortlessly cool girl that all guys instantly fall in love with,’ I decided to do something that’s super unlike me to impress a dude. I went to his apartment to have a drink—having already been out drinking—and when I got there and he offered me a joint, I decided why not?? Let’s be clear. I never smoke pot. I have nothing against it, but outside of trying it once in high school and maybe smoking two more times in college, I’ve just never really bothered with it.

So in my drunken stupor, I got suuuuper stoned. So here I am, drunk and high (the picture of a model citizen) when things get going with this guy. We’re in his bedroom, lights are on and the sheets are white. We’re having great sex when all of a sudden, he thrusts at a slightly odd angle and something doesn’t feel right. We both look down and there is blood. ALL. OVER. THE. BED. We both start freaking out. It’s not my period, but there’s a lot going on. Cut to me sitting on the bed with my hips under a pillow, trying to elevate my vagina (???) while he’s trying to get the blood out of the sheets. But it’s a lot of blood, and we’re both pretty messed up. He looks up at me and his face goes totally white and he runs to the bathroom where I can hear him start to vomit. 5 minutes later, I’m right behind him with my face in the toilet and blood—now more of a trickle—running down my leg. After frantically trying to decide if we needed to go to the hospital the bleeding stopped and we eventually fell asleep.

We’re married now. Anyone that still wants to date you after a night like that, let alone marry you, is definitely a keeper.”

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“My college boyfriend and I had just finished having sex — like ya do in college — when I had a devastating realization, I DON’T THINK I TOOK MY TAMPON OUT BEFORE WE STARTED?! I checked. No string. WHERE THE F*CK DID MY TAMPON GO?!

It was nowhere to be found OUTSIDE my body, so it must be INSIDE my body. Like DEEP inside. A siren was going off in my head, TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME. TSS. TSS. TSS. YOU’RE GONNA DIE.

For the next hour I made my college boyfriend go “spelunking” for my tampon in the deep crevices of my female nether region, flashlight and all, only to come to the realization that I had indeed removed the tampon and all was right in the world.

Except for my college boyfriend. He never recovered and we broke up a few months later.”

“My ex-girlfriend is currently engaged to my manny.”

“I grew up in a small-town and the first time I went to buy condoms, I specifically drove to the Walmart two towns over so I wouldn’t bump into anyone I knew. I sifted through the isles and picked up lube and two different boxes to try out. I got into the check-out line behind a tall man wearing a kippah. He turned his head—it was my rabbi. His eyes went slowly from the condoms up to my eyes. “Happy Hanukkah!” He said with a hand outreached. My eyes went from the condoms, to his outreached hand, and up to his eyes. “Happy Hanukkah to you too, sir.” I tried to transfer the lube and the two boxes into my left hand so I could shake his hand with my right. In so maneuvering, I dropped everything splat across the floor, of course. He saved me with, “You know, I actually forgot something in the store. I’ll run back—why don’t you take my spot in line?” I thanked him, and he wished me well. Oy vey.”

“It was sophomore year of college when I was sitting in the library, recapping my sex life to my friends over text. I wrote out a long text explaining my escapades–how I met this guy and went over to his place at 3am, how we hooked up, etc. And then, I pressed send only to look down and realize I sent it to my mom instead of my friend, Monica (Mom and Monica are dangerously close together in my phone book, apparently). I immediately sent her a text, telling her not to read it, but it was too late. She already had. She obviously went straight to my dad to tell him what I was up to at college and how horrified she was. His answer: ‘She’s just young!'”

“I had been trying to meet up with a boy who I’d been flirting with since day one of college. He was taking too long though, and while waiting for him, I started dancing with Drew. Drew’s dancing was somewhat infamous. He would just stand in one place and lean back almost to the point of touching his shoulders to the ground. Dancing together meant him holding me and guiding me into a similar lean. It wasn’t so much attractive as it was an impressive physical feat…

We went back to his room (which I learned was on the same hall as the boy I had been initially looking for) and immediately started undressing. He kept giving me an uncomfortable grin that was clearly meant to be seductive. The second his clothes were off he, without pause or warning, stood up on the bed (which he informed me later was his roommates because he hadn’t wanted to make his), pointed at his dick while reapplying his grin, and began helicoptoring his dick around.

I left hastily after we fucked but realized right as I exited the building that I had left my underwear. I returned and he found them after a quick search and asked me if I was sure I wanted them. I just took them and walked out the door, immediately running into the initial boy I’d hoped to find and subsequently crawling away.”

“I decided that I wanted to kiss a girl that night. I made it casual, but it was my first time saying anything like it out loud.

Instead, I ended up at a late-night grilled cheese truck with some friends and plans of going to bed after. All it took to derail plan A and plan B was a random, somewhat skeevy guy to compliment my tie.

I found myself making out with him under a tree in front of some confused friends, and then back at his place. He had two roommates in a dorm-room that was not meant for three people, and they kept knocking on the door as we were hooking up to ask if they could return yet. When he started making moves to go down on me, the most cringeworthy and simply confusing moment I’ve ever experienced in a sexual context occured: he pulled lint from my belly button!! He locked eyes with me and dangled it back and forth for a solid, unbearable 20 seconds. I went from initially embarrassed to horrified and freaked, but apparently I couldn’t let it all be for nothing, so we exchanged no words and he proceeded to go down on me.

Out of kindness to his roommates, I left as soon as he stopped. He messaged me repeatedly for the next week, and I said nothing back until his “you’re not great at responding,” to which I replied “lol,” and that was the end.”

“On our first date he accidentally made a u-turn on a one-way street.”

“My sister and I were at Coachella for the first time.

Her friend had been before, so he took it upon himself to meet up with us frequently and show us the ropes, which I of course found extraordinarily generous. In our brief interactions scattered across two days, I learned that he was on the wrestling team (he showed us some moves), had recently received certification to be a yoga instructor, and planned to attend Hampshire College in the fall with the hopes of majoring in a self-designed degree, “Happiness.” To my high school self, he seemed ‘not like other guys’ and thus well suited for being my first.

On the last day of Coachella, that holy 4/20 Easter, my sister and I split up so I could watch the Pixies and she could bask in her new love for EDM. While trying to reunite with her, I nearly got trampled in the throng of teens who couldn’t quite figure out how to enter the tent. I was half-panicking, half-accepting that I might never find a way off the ground, when I heard him calling my name. He pulled me up, asked me if I wanted to get out of there, and bent so I could jump on his back.

He carried me out of the crowd and to another part of the festival where we started dancing, and then I kissed him. He brought me to a nearby tree where we lied down and continued making out. I had previously decided that if I were in a situation where I was going to have sex (which was far-fetched when I’d imagined it), I would play it super smooth and not tell him it was my first time because I didn’t think of it as a big thing and didn’t want him to.

So, we’re making out (it’s getting pretty heated in the middle of Coachella), and I decide now would be the natural time to ask if he had a condom— a slick way to indicate I’m tryna. He just moved away and laughed a little. “Here?” he asked in a way that both implied he knew I was serious and conveyed he thought it was a ridiculous statement. I mumbled something along the lines of “no, just a condom in general… a condom somewhere in this zip code?” He just rolled with it and invited me back to his campsite. He didn’t want to do it in his tent because his friends might come back and have nowhere to go— how thoughtful, I swooned. Instead, he took one of their sleeping bags, and I helped him zip it to his. He then placed it on the ground between two large trucks for privacy, and I had sex for the first time right then and there.

It didn’t last for too long because after a short-bit he stopped and asked if he could go down on me. He did, and I left right after to take another stab at finding my sister.”

“My senior year of college, I was sleeping with a freshman boy. He was definitely super cute, but still, I thought that I was doing him the favor. I mean, what straight, freshman boy wouldn’t want to be sleeping with a senior girl?? And then he ghosted me! Like seriously, what the hell!?! Embarrassing!”

“The second time I hooked up with the first guy I’d ever had sex with, we were in the middle of it when he asked “do you want to try it from behind?” I immediately laughed, said “ew, no,” and brushed it off. The next morning it suddenly dawned on me that no, he was not casually asking to do anal. I was embarrassed but mostly just felt bad for calling him gross. We never talked about it until I finally brought it up about four months later, when he (kindly) laughed at me a lot. We’re dating now.”

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My night with a sexy Mum

 “Thank you, have a great day!” Kyle said to the lady now holding a small parcel he had just delivered.

Kyle clicked complete on his phone app to mark the job done. As he closed the app he saw the small ghost icon on the notification bar. His heart skipped a beat, hoping it was the message he had been hoping for all day. He dragged the bar down and saw the name “Jess”. He smiled and clicked on the notification.

“Scott is starting work at 4. Leaving at 3:45. What’s your ETA?”

Kyle quickly replied: “3:50. Can’t wait to see you.”

He got back in his van, set his next address in the navigation app and set off. He was barely out of the street when the reply from Jess came: “Me too”. He smiled again.

He had an extra spring as he completed the last few deliveries, his smile a little wider. The crisp autumn breeze didn’t cut through him quite as badly anymore as he thought about the afternoon ahead.

It was only 3 o’clock when he finished. He was only a twenty-minute drive away from Jess’ house. He parked at a supermarket nearby and tried to pass the time playing games on his phone, but his imagination kept distracting him. Memories of previous Monday afternoons kept popping up reminding him he would be reliving these moments in less than an hour. The thought made his heart skip a beat, and the front of his jeans bulge. His left hand rested on the bulge almost absentmindedly as he tried to focus on his game.

Finally, 3:30 came. Perfect time for him to drive to Jess’ house. Before he left he sent a message to his wife telling her he had jobs out to the far eastern suburbs that afternoon, and hopefully would be home by 6, depending on traffic. His heart gave an uncomfortable twitch with the lie, but Jess’ face swam into his mind, pushing the guilt out. He backed out of the spot and drove, deliberately choosing his route so Scott wouldn’t pass him in the opposite direction, recognise the van, and wonder if Kyle was on his way to see Jess, who was now home alone for eight hours.

 Jess and Kyle liked to play a game to see how high they could raise each other’s heartrates. It was how their relationship had gone from friends to more. Jess had dreamt that Kyle had been trying different things to raise her heart rate, like touch her arm, her hand, her waist, her leg, and it had worked. She shyly retold the dream alone with Kyle in his empty house one Monday afternoon. This retelling had moved to re-enacting, the two friends starting to run their fingers gently, experimentally along each other’s fingers and hands, which did indeed raise their heartrates. This progressed to rubbing feet, Kyle going as high as he dared up the inside of her thigh, and Jess responding with sharp intakes of breath, and closing her eyes.

After that first day they arranged to meet on Jess’ day off when Scott went to work. The awkward moment was quickly forgotten, and their physical relationship progressed much faster than any dating relationship either of them had ever been in.

For weeks now they had been meeting on Monday afternoons, and any other time they had free time, a free house and a good excuse all align.

Now, as Kyle turned the corner into Jess’ street, driving past her door and around the next corner so as not to raise suspicions with the neighbours, his heart was accelerating pleasurably. He parked, picked up his phone and messaged Jess “all clear?”.

He watched the screen eagerly. He saw her cartoon face pop up over the edge of the screen, showing she had seen the message. His heartrate picked up again as the three dots appeared in the thought bubble as Jess typed her reply. “Yes”.

Kyle stepped out of his van and walked quickly around the corner. Jess was at the door as he approached and opened the door for him with a shy, quiet “hey”.

“Hey,” he replied as he stepped inside. He knew that Jess loved him taking charge and being physical, but despite her strong suggestions of this, his nerves consistently got the better of him. He passed her in the doorway, almost being careful not to touch her and kicked off his shoes near the shoe rack. Jess had passed him and walked to the kitchen.

They chatted awkwardly and nervously about their day and unimportant stuff like that. Kyle stood awkwardly near the bench as Jess prepared herself a drink. Finally though, Kyle recovered his nerve and walked into the kitchen. He stood behind her at the bench and leaned into her, pressing his full body into her back so she would definitely feel his bulge. Jess breathed in sharply. Her hands stopped making her drink. Kyle slid an arm around her waist, just under her double D boobs so they rested on his arm. He ran his other hand down her arm, starting at her shoulder, slowly sliding down to her hand. He used his chin to pull her long, dark hair off her shoulder and kissed her neck, just above the shoulder, then slowly kissing up to under her ear, which he gave a quick bite.

Jess reached up her free hand ran it through Kyle’s hair as he kissed her neck. With his hand across her body he reached up and started to feel her breasts. He slowly rubbed them, occasionally focusing on her nipple.

Jess spun easily in his arms to face him, and pulled him tightly into her. Kyle looked down into her eyes, and leaned in to kiss her. Their lips met. All awkwardness and nervousness was forgotten as they kissed passionately. Kyle pushed his tongue aggressively into her mouth, just how she liked it. Jess moaned softly at the movement. Kyle’s hands were running up and down her back and ass. He pulled her shirt up slightly to allow his hands access to her bare skin. Jess responded, moving her hands under the back of shirt in turn.

While they kissed and touched, Kyle steered Jess across the room to the lounge. As soon as they were through the door he half guided, half tackled her to the ground. Kyle lay on top of Jess, in between her legs, moving firmly, but slowly up and down, rubbing his erection on the crotch of her shorts.

Kyle freed his arms enough to take his jacket off. He took the opportunity of separation to pull at the bottom of Jess’ shirt. She resisted, with a wicked grin, so he grabbed her wrists forcefully, but trying not to actually hurt her, and pinned her arms above her head, kissing her hard again.

After a minute or so he rolled off her, pulling her on top of him. This time she did pull her shirt off revealing the lacy black bra she had worn especially for him. She grinded her still clothed pussy against his bulge slowly and seductively as he ran his hands up her sides to her boobs. He slid his hands behind her shoulders and pulled her forward onto him again.

They were kissing again, Kyle moving his hands under the back of her shorts, feeling a lace edged G-string across her cute ass. He levered his hands up to slide the shorts off. This time she let him. Jess sat up and pulled at Kyle’s shirt. Unlike Jess, Kyle responded eagerly. Pushing himself up off the floor to allow Jess to pull his shirt up and off him. She lay down again, their bare skin touching, sending sparks across Kyle’s body.

Kyle rolled her onto her back, but instead of lying on top of her again, he ran his hand down her body and down the front of her g-string. He felt her wetness immediately as Jess moaned softly at his touch. He gently slid his finger down the middle of her moist pussy, flicking the clit gently. Jess responded to every touch on her button. He leaned forward and kissed her chest as he played with her pussy. He fingered her clit slowly, trying to feel the rhythm of her body. He listened to her breathing increase and fingered faster, keeping time.

He slid past it and up into her pussy, receiving Jess’ sharpest and loudest intake of breath yet. He smiled at her pleasure. He moved in and out with the rhythm of her breathing, increasing from one finger to two, occasionally pausing to rub her clit again. He held her body against his as he pleasured her pussy, her breathing getting faster and faster. He pulled her bra down to reveal her nipples which she promptly covered with a free hand. Despite everything they had done and were doing, she was still always shy about being seen fully naked by Kyle. This quirk always baffled him.

But he kept fingering her, knowing she was close to climaxing, and kissed her boob down towards her nipple. As his mouth reached her arm she moved it aside, allowing him access to gently bite and lick it, while she breathed hard and fast, squirming slightly with the pleasure.

Kyle was fingering Jess as fast as he could now. Jess’ face opened with an audible moan of pleasure as her back arched. He kept fingering her through her orgasm. She rocked up and down as wave after wave of pleasure coursed through her from Kyle’s finger. Eventually she had to reach down and push his hand away.

He leant back as she caught her breath. Jess looked across and smiled at him.

“That was good,” she said.

“I’m glad,” Kyle said.

Without saying anything, Jess reached down and tried to unbutton his jeans, but couldn’t get the button undone.

“Oh well,” she said, and leant back on her back again, and started to pull her bra back on, still shielding her nipples from Kyle’s view. Kyle frowned at her, and reached down and unbuttoned and unzipped his fly for her. He even pulled his jeans down to thigh height for good measure, giving her as little excuse as possible not to return the favour.

Jess smiled and said, “what do you want?”

Kyle smiled back and looked down at his now exposed undershorts, barely concealing his rock hard erection. “What do you think?”

Jess reached down and pushed the underwear down, allowing his dick to spring free and stand firm. Jess gently wrapped her hand around his shaft and started to slide it up and down. It was Kyle’s turn to breathe in sharply this time.

“Do you like that?” Jess asked slyly.

“Yes,” Kyle gasped eagerly.

Jess smiled more as she rubbed his hard cock up and down steadily. She leant forwards so her body made as much contact with his as she could. Kyle could feel her boobs resting heavily on his chest. She leant forward and kissed him hard as she rubbed. He fought the urge to cum, willing himself to prolong the feeling.

“Are you close?” she asked him.

He gritted his teeth and nodded. As much as he wanted to look at Jess’ face while he came the pleasure was too much. He closed his eyes as he lost the battle, his cum shooting through Jess’ hand and landing on his body. She kept pumping as shot more and more cum out onto her hand and his own stomach.

“Was that good?” Jess asked with another impish smile.

“Yeah,” Kyle said breathlessly.

“Stay there,” she said, standing up, carefully balancing her messy hand so as not to spill anything. She returned quickly with paper towel for Kyle to clean himself up. Within five minutes they were each clean and dressed and sitting on the couch. Jess curled up into Kyle’s chest, under his arm wrapped tightly around her shoulder, gently running her hand up and down his thigh, while he stroked her back.

“We don’t have much time,” said Kyle.

“I know,” said Jess, sliding her hand up the inside of his thigh. “I wish we had more time.”

“How about forever?” Kyle asked, kissing the top of her head.

Jess smiled up at him. “That would be nice.”

Gayitri Ass got fucked In train By stranger

 Hi, I am Gayitri Sen, a 26 year old bengali based out of delhi.I work in an IT firm in Chennai and because of my job I live in Chennai and used to visit my parents in delhi. I am 5'4" tall, fair looking and pretty enough to get the attention I deserve from the male fraternity :). I am 34- 26- 34 and which I feel is enough to raise the heart beat in men...lol. Well the sexual adventure I am going to pen down happened when I was travelling from Delhi to Chennai in an AC 2 Tier. I always liked teasing men with my curves and more so mature men of 40+ and above. The train was scheduled to start at 2 PM and bidding farewell to my family I reached the station on time to board the train. I was wearing a skin tight jeans knee length and a white top for the journey. My jeans fitted perfectly to reveal my round butt and my shapely legs and my top comforted my boobs. I was getting all the attention from the males in the station and trust me like every girl I was enjoying it. As I boarded the train, I found my seat and the people accompanying me were a Tamil couple with their daughter. THe husband in his late 40s, around 5'11, strong built with a moustache and dark complexion and the wife in her early 40(I guess) and their daughter was around 10 years old. Well, I knew it would be a perfect journey since I would get enough oppurtunities to tease the husband...lol :D.

Well the sexual adventure I am going to pen down happened when I was travelling from Delhi to Chennai in an AC 2 Tier. I always liked teasing men with my curves and more so mature men of 40+ and above. The train was scheduled to start at 2 PM and bidding farewell to my family I reached the station on time to board the train. I was wearing a skin tight jeans knee length and a white top for the journey. My jeans fitted perfectly to reveal my round butt and my shapely legs and my top comforted my boobs. I was getting all the attention from the males in the station and trust me like every girl I was enjoying it. As I boarded the train, I found my seat and the people accompanying me were a Tamil couple with their daughter. THe husband in his late 40s, around 5'11, strong built with a moustache and dark complexion and the wife in her early 40(I guess) and their daughter was around 10 years old. Well, I knew it would be a perfect journey since I would get enough oppurtunities to tease the husband...lol :D. While we were settling down, I could sense he had already scanned me from head to toe ofcourse he still did not get a glimpse of my butt. And staying in chennai I know Tamil men are butt crazy. As the train started to move now, I took out my Ipod and started listening to the songs and the couple too were settled chit chatting among themselves. The husband was seated oppsite to me and the wife beside me. Occassionally I would look at the husband and find his eyes glued to my boobs and the moment theres an eye contact he used to turn his eyes away. I started enjoying it as usual. Its already 30 minutes now since the trian has left and the tamil couple took out some snacks to eat. The husband spoke to me for the first time and said, "Excuse me, would you like to share some snacks with us?". I politely agreed and took some banana chips. He introduced himself as Shekhar, his wife Revaty and daughter Annapoorna. I introduced myself to them and slowly started talking to all of them.

Every now and then he would look at my boobs and to which I did not pay much attention afterall I enjoy teasing matured males. After sometime, the wife wanted to sleep and mine being the upper berth, I told Shekhar that she can take mine and sleep. I saw that she took out some pills and after having them she moved to the upper berth. Annapoorna was also feeling sleepy and Shekhar helped her to get into the upper berth opposite to mine. Now its only me and Shekhar sitting down and we were tallking in general and enjoying the banana chips. I got to know from Sekhar that his wife had some sleeping disorders and she used to take pills to sleep for hours without any disturbance. While chatting, I caught him again staring at my boobs and this time I smiled to which he smiled too. He said, "you are a very attractive lady" and to which I said "Thanks" with a smile. We kept on chatting for quite sometime from weather, politics, education and finally he asked, "Do you have a boy friend?". I said "yes but he is in Delhi. I dont meet him often". Sekhar said, "Well you are like me then. You have a bf but cant meet him often and I have a wife but due to her illness we dont find good time to have fun". I smiled at him and said, "ya you are actually right". Now we started opening up a bit more on the personal front. I asked him, "What do you mean by fun?". To which he replied, "You know the husband and wife kind of fun. Physical". I was surprised a little bit as I did not expect him to be too frank. He told me, "Look I was an Army officer so I am straight forward and speak out whatever is there in my mind". He then asked me, "What about you? When was the last time?". I became bold enough and told him, "Its was 6 months back when I had sex the last time". I started liking the conversation we were having and was somehow getting attracted to him. I was actually thinking to myself maybe I can have some fun as its been 6 months I have been touched by my boyfriend. Sekhar then said, "Gayitri, I wish to have sex with you with your permission.

I just cant hold myself after seeing your attractive body. Its been more than a year that I had sex and I am ready to do anything to have sex with you. Please do not mind me being so frank and I am not forcing you to have sex with me. If you say no then thats the end of the story and If you agree then when it is quite late at night we can go to the bathroom to give pleasure to each other" I was surprised and shocked at his open invitation but my physical urge to have sex with this black man was growing and all of a sudden I told him, "I want you". I just got up from my seat and rushed to the bathroom. I am sure Sekhar saw my butt in pleasure. Once inside the bathroom, I looked myself at the mirror and dumbstruck thinking what did I just tell him. But somehow, there was a wicked feeling inside which wanted me to feel his body. I washed my face and told myself, "Gayitri, lets do it. I want to feel a man inside me". Now being relaxed, I moved back to my seat. It was already 9 PM and everyone started to have dinner. As I moved to my seat, I found Annapoorna nad Revathy sitting down and havin dinner. Sekhar looked in my eyes directly and he gave me a wicked smile knowing fully that we will have good time after everyone is asleep and lights are turned off. I took biscuits from my bag and started munching them and Sekhar and his family were having their dinner. Every now and then I would look at him and he would look at me as if saying, "Baby, I am goona have you after sometime"... Lol Its 10.30 PM now and dinner is over and slowly everyone started switching off the lights to sleep. Revathy took her pills and went to the upper berth to sleep and Annapoorna took the other upper berth to sleep. Shekhar took out a piece of paper and wrote something in it and dropped it down near my legs. I saw it, looked at him, smiled and picked up the paper. It was written, "You have an awesome ass and boobs and I cant wait to feel them and below it he mentioned his phone number". I smiled reading it and sent him an SMS, "I am all yours tonight and you can have both of them and more...lol Sekhar switched off our lights but we were still seated opposite to each other waiting for everyone to sleep before making the move. In the mean time we were texting msgs only about sucks, fucks, pussys, dicks, etc. Its 11.45 PM now and all the lights are switched off except for the ones near the batroom. Sekhar got up from his seat and went first to the bathroom. I was stil seating and a sense of excitement was filling in me. I then got a message, "Baby, I am waiting for you. Come now". I stood up and then moved towards the bathroom.I was feeling horny a bit of having sex with a stranger I just met few hours back. I knocked the bathroom door and it opened.Sekhar was there completely nude. His black body was shining and wow he had a big dick. The moment I entered, he locked the door and grabbed me in his arms and started kissing my face and neck. I could feel he was very hungry to fuck me. I acknowledged his hunger for my body and then our lips locked. He was smooching me hard and his tongue was feeling mine. While smooching, he moved both of his hands down my back and started squeezing my buttocks. I took off my top and then unhooked my bra with my juicy boobs begging his attention. In no time, he started sucking my left boob and squeezing the other with his rough hands. I was in heaven and moaning, "awwwwwwwww....ooooooooo...uhhhhhh". I took his dick in my hand and started to jerk it. Boy it was getting hard like a rock. I knew I wanted it inside me. He then pulled my jeans down and then the panty down. He spanked my butt cheeks and strted to kiss and then bite them.I was moaning in pleasure "OOOOOOOOOOO".He spread my butt cheeks and started to lick my butt hole.I was enjoying like crazy and was completely wet in my pussy. He was licking my butt hole and at the same time inserted two of his fingers in my pussy.I was jerking as if a shock of waves was running through my body. My moans got louder..."Aaaaaaaaaaaaa uuuuuuuuuuuuu oooooooooooooo". He kept on licking my butt hole and finger fucked me for quite sometime. He then stood up and made me bend on my knees to take his dick in my mouth.I got down and took his dick inside my mouth and started giving him a blowjob." Slurp slurp slurp". He held my head and was pushing his dick in and outwith force. He was enjoying like heaven. He then stopped as he was going to cum. His dick was hard and swollen and ready to get inside me. He made me stand in the doggy styleand slowly whispered to me, "I am going to take that butt of yours.". I got scared and told him, "It will hurt". He said, "Just Relax and when I am pushing in, relax your butt hole and you will enjoy". He took out a lube and applied in his dick and in my butt hole. I was scared but at the same time excited. I could feel he was applying gentle force to get inside my butt. I relaxed my but hole and then slowly he pushed his dick inside me. It pained a little but the pain went off as he was rubbing my clit with his hand. It was a pain plus pleasure experience but I was on heaven. He was fucking me in my butt but gently and rubbing my clit with his hands. I was moaning like anything..."AAAAAAAAAAAAA aAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAa AAAAAAAaa". He slowly increased the pace of fucking my ass. Ahh I was getting the best fuck. He kept on fucking me for quite sometime and then whispered, "I am going to cum in your ass" and with a loud burst, I could feel a hot load of semen hitting the inside walls of my butt. He slowly took his dick out of my butt and then we kissed each other again. He then held me in his arm and I relaxed. We then got dressed and I came out first and went on my seat. He then came ofter few minutes. We then sent sms thanking each other and finally went off to sleep. I hope I was able to satisfy the viewers of humandigest.

Romantic evening with a Yoga teacher

 A friend of mine invited me to join a single's group online. The group was very active, and I got a chance to chat with many sweet women. One day I got a message from a woman, she said Hi and introduced herself. She was very nice, and after a few minutes of chatting, I have realized we both have a common thing: We both do Yoga. Later, I have realized she teaches yoga; on the other hand, I do it for my health. We have chatted for a few weeks and became close.

She invited me to her house on a Friday evening. I accepted her invite. I got dressed nicely and reached her house on time. She was sitting outside her house, looking at her mobile. She was wearing a short dress. I went to her, said hello, and we hugged. She took me inside. She has a big ass house, but it's old fashioned. We sat on her couch and started talking about Yoga, she showed me all the books she read about Yoga, and I was like, WOW!! She is serious about Yoga. I'm nothing compared to her. As we were talking, I can clearly see her pussy in her short dress. I didn't understand if she was inviting me or it's an accident. As it's our first meet, I didn't want to do anything stupid.

After a few minutes of talking, she said she would take me on a tour of her house.

Her house is huge; it would take some time to see everything. She showed me the 3rd floor of her house where she has 2 bedrooms, and she runs bread and breakfast there (At that moment empty).

She showed me her Yoga room, and it's super quiet and peaceful. She asked me to do some Tantra techniques on her. As she laid on the mat, I started giving her energy massage (Those who know Tantra may understand). After a few minutes, her dress went higher, and now her full shaved pussy is in my view. I was looking at it, and she was like, do whatever you want. I was still skeptical gave a small kiss on her pussy, and she didn't say anything. I started spreading her pussy and licking it. She has the most beautiful pussy I have ever seen. She is super soft. I ate her for 20 minutes; I'm not even lying. She cummed, and she said she enjoyed it a lot. I am wearing jeans and a formal shirt, and now my dick is rock hard, and I was uncomfortable. We went downstairs sat on the couch. This time she kept her legs on my lap. I love it when women do that. I started rubbing her feet. She was rubbing my erect dick. She came to me and gave me a juicy kiss. While kissing, she took my dick out of pants. She was like MY!!! You're BIG. She started sucking my dick. I'm in paradise; she has amazing lips. After just 2 mins of sucking, we heard a noise outside.

Me: what's that?

She: It must be my ex-husband.

Me: Are you marri...

She: *started walking outside* if he asks, say you came for B & B.

Me: Okay...

I guess he came to talk something about their kid.

She introduced me and said I came to see B & B.

He said hello, didn't care much, and left.

She started saying she is married twice, and I was like, WOW!!

The guy ruined our flow, so I started walking out.

She: Do you want to stay longer?

Me: Maybe

She: We can finish what we started.

Me: Okay...

We went upstairs to her bedroom. We fucked till 3 am with some breaks, lol. I fucked her in every single way humanly possible cause she is flexible as hell lol.

She woke up at 7 am even after we had sex till 3 am and started sucking my dick. I was like, what time is it?

She: I love morning sex.

She jumped on my dick and started fucking me. I cummed in her; she was exhausted and slept for one hour. I told her I need to leave, and I kissed her and left her house.

We had a relationship for a year.

Let's hear your thoughts in the comment section.

Sitting on the Dock

My in-laws have a lake house that is used several times a year during the summer months by various family members and married couples. The house sleeps about 14 people and can get pretty crowded when there's a lot of us there. Some will sit out on the deck facing the water while others will sit down on the floating dock. I sometimes prefer sitting down on the dock where its quieter and more relaxing. There have been times i've been out there, I have noticed some of the girls and women from the neighboring houses out on their own docks. Sometimes they are just sitting there like i do and sometimes they are in the water swimming around or in a paddle boat.

Either way, they are almost always in a bathing suit or shorts and a t-shirt. Watching these women and girls can be a real turn-on for me. I do from time to time sneak a picture or two of these females for later viewing. Something that i really enjoy doing is sitting out on the dock before sunset, pulling my cock from my shorts, and playing with it. It's so exciting doing that out there where just about anyone could see me. I have even done this in the middle of the day while boats and skiers zip back and forth through the water. I can usually tell if the people in the other houses are just renting or the actual owners and some of the renters have looked pretty hot before. On one perticular afternoon i noticed a couple of young ladies walking out towards their dock. They both had towels wrapped around them and i assumed they had on bathing suits. I had been playing with my cock while watching the boats go by. Not knowing what to expect, I tucked my cock back into my shorts and zipped them up.

I watched them both walk out to the end platform, drop their towels to the dock and layed down on them. They both looked to be in their late teens or early 20's and both had shaply and hot bodies. My cock was straining at this point to get back out, but I waited. I noticed them look around to see who else was near. They saw me and I guess they figured they were far enough away so they untied their bikini tops and layed down on their towels. Seeing this I figured "What the hell am I wating for" so I unzipped my shorts and pulled my raging hard cock back out. I prefer using baby-oil when i masturbate, but none was available so i just sat there and rubbed it up and down while watching these two hotties.

They were probably 3 or 4 docks down from me, but the docks were only about 20 feet apart so I still had a good view of them. As they did of me too. I was busy rubbbing my cock when one of them turned her head towards me. She apparently saw what i was doing because I could see a grin on her face and her mouth move like she was telling her friend something. Her friend then turned her head my direction and I now had both of them looking at me. If I tucked my cock back in my shorts, It would be obvious and they had already seen me, so there was nothing to do but keep going. After a few minutes, they layed their heads back down and relaxed.

Just as I got back to stroking good, I heard a voice calling my name from the bank end of the dock. It was my step daughter "Katie" coming to see what I was doing. She has watched me masturbate in the past and vise versa, but I quickly tucked my cock away anyways. She must have heard the zipper on my shorts, because when she got to me she gave me a strange look and asked what I was doing. She noticed the bulge in my shorts and asked me If I had been mastrubating. I admitted to her that I had. She sat down next to me and spotted the two girls "which at that point were getting up and heading back to their cabin". I guess they figured the show was over and that I was busted.

Katie asked me if I had been masturbating for those two girls and I told her I had. She then asked me to pull my cock back out, which I gladly did. She made a comment of how big it was and then began to stroke it for me. Within minutes I was squirting my cum into the air and all over her hand. Before she stopped, she milked as much cum from my cock as she could then licked my cock clean with her tongue. She rinsed her hand in the water as I tucked my cock back into my shorts. We both walked back to the cabin together. I thanked her for the help and she commented she was glad to help and that she would gladly help whenever I needed it. 

MY MOM'S ILLICIT AFFAIRS

 My wife and i have been married some years but before we got married she had a friend she met at her work and it seemed like he didnt care that she was about to get married he wanted her. I know this because she told me he would ask her to lunch and dinner and even drinks after work. One day she told me she had to go out of town on a business trip just before our wedding for a few days, i used this time to catch up on some last minute time with my friends but one night when i wasnt hearing from her i decided to call and when she answered she sounded like she was getting fucked. She tried to hide it and brushed me off, when she got back we had a huge fight but i decided to believe that it wasnt what it sounded like. We eventually got married and had a kid but from time to time we would argue about her friendship with her friend and thier time together before we got married, she convinced me they were no longer friends and things started to get better, she got a new job and all was good.

Untill one day i got an email from a sender who said he was her friend and he had alot to tell me, in the message he told me that they still talk and he knew she started a new job and would even go have lunch with her. One day he told her he was coming to take her out after work and instructed her to wear a short skirt and tight top but that day i was supposed to pick her up from work so he went over during her lunch, they went for a walk behind the building and he started kissing he vigourously, she hesitated a bit but when he started to kiss he neck and biting it she gave in grabbing his head towards her neck for him to bite it even more. He told her he was leaving a mark on her neck just for me and she laughed he said. He was grabbing her breasts and slid his hand under her short skirt fingering her wet cunt. He told her to go for some drinks with him and she agreed knowing her lunch was only1 hour, they went to a bar not to far away and they had a few drinks, he was telling her how he had a hard cock for her and the mark on her neck wasnt enough for him, he hated me so much he wanted to leave more for me. She would try to stop the talk from time to time but he would always bring them back up and she would just laugh.

Her lunch break was over and she told him to take her back to work so they drove of but he didnt take her back to work, he drove to a guest house where people normally go to fuck, she just shook her head but still went in. 

As soon as they got into to room he just pushed the door in not all the way but a little bit opened, he told her that she is his slut and he dont care if anyone sees infact he hopes someone sees. She instantly turned into a fuck whore he said, kissing her and grabbing her tits. He grabbed her head and pushed her on her knees and she began to suck his cock like a cock hungry slut. Once he had his cock sucked enough he pulled her up by her hair and bent her over on the bed, grabbing her panties and ripping them of her body, he told her he wanted me too see it. He started fucking her from behind hard and rough making her moan and scream with pleasure.

She realised she had on her wedding ring and tried to take it of but he stopped her and told he keep it on. He flipped her over on her back and removed he top and bra and while standing rammed his cock back into her pussy fucking her hard and making her big tits jump and bounce all over with every trust, she was moaning so hard it attracted the next door occupants as they both could hear them talk about the heavy screaming. As he was about to come my wife told him to pull out but he kept fucking her hard and he came in her pussy, he didnt care and she couldnt do anything about it, her body was his to fuck how he please. When they were done he picked up the torn panties and put it in her bag, he told her to drop in the laundry for me to see, she just laughed, they both got dressed and he dropped her back to work.

He went on to let me that my wife is his slut and i cant do anything about it.

Later that day i went for her but this was before i got the email, she said she couldnt go out for dinner with me as she wasnt feeling well so we went home. As the night approached i got the email and read it so i went to the laundry to see if i found the panties and there it was on the floor, my cock got so hard from reading the email and seeing my wife ripped up panties i started to jerk of right there in the laundry room and cum all over the panties. I took them and hid them and after thinking about it all i now know that all those years ago she was infact getting fucked when i called.

fucking my sexy lovely aunt

 Hello friends, my name is Aditya and I'm 25 years old. I am a resident of Hyderabad, she is very hot hot sexy aunt who lives in our neighborhood and she also works in a private office because she is a divorced woman, she needs her home and to take care her childrens. Had to do a job or else how would his household expenses go? aunts age is 38 years old.

Friends, she has two daughters, out of which the elder daughter is 18 years old and the younger daughter is 14 years old, both of they were studing, the figure size of my aunt is 38-32-38 and in my house when Also, I used to see his beautiful blond face, big size boobs and sloppy ass was very surprised and his elder daughter's boobs were also very attractive 36-28-34 and she would look very attractive beautiful sexy. was.

Her ass was also very cute because her daughter too was still young, who was very young and very sexy like her mother. Friends, she always used to see that aunt with his sex-filled eyes, but she never paid much attention to these activities of mine and even if she did, she never even opposed me in these things. i Was thinking

One day when I went to meet her at her house, that day she did not go to her job with my good luck and at that time both of her girls had gone out of their house for their studies, so she was completely alone in their house at that time , she was wearing a yellow silk saree, in which she looked very hot, sexy and her blouse was very small in size, out of which her white bulging chest, that beautiful attractive road between her two mountains meant her The depth between the two boobes was also clearly visible, which I was seeing with my eyesight and saw me, she asked me to sit and offeres tea for me and I refused , but She went to make tea for me.

Now I was sitting on his bed in his bedroom and watching TV, then at the same time, a song of his favorite heroine line, whose name of the film was coming from the players, which I was now watching and when she heard the song her favourite song but i immediately, before she came, I changed that channel.

Now she came to me and asked me to repeat the same song of Rekha again, I put that song and she was happy to hear it and went back and got the tea, she was very happy with that song and I did not even care about them. It is now that she is giving me a cup of tea and I forgot to hold it, maybe deliberately and that hot hot tea fell on my thighs, they saw that she was very nervous that hot hot tea fell on me. My leg was burnt and she was very scared thinking about this and she was very nervous. So he quickly went and brought a glass full of water and put it on my thigh and when she did not find any cloth or handkerchief in her hand, she immediately started cleaning it with the pallu of his sari.

Friends, when she removed her pallu, their boobs were clearly visible to me, who were also pressing down on my knees because of their bending down and due to touching, my cock was completely erect and at the same time, mistake. While cleaning the water with one of his hands started going on my trunk cock, she started cleaning it too and started to clean her boobs by pressing closer to my knees, due to which I could no longer stay and I At the time, i could not control my self immediately i grabbed her boobs and pressed her boobs she shouted loudly ahahah ahahahah , I did a french kiss on their pink lips, my cock was still in the hands of the aunt and both my knees were having fun pressing their boobs continuously and my lips were sucking their lips close. They sucked their lips for eight to ten minutes, and in the meantime, two and four times, they and I bitten each other, that is, licking each other's spit, which made both my and aunt's lips completely wet.

By the time I stopped kissing, she had taken my cock out of my paint. So the aunt grabbed my cock and caressed it with his soft hands and felt it for some time and after that he started sucking the cock with her mouth like a slut and licking like lollipop and I was laughing ahhhhakhhh.

For about 15-20 minutes, she continued to suck my cock with great pleasure and i was also pressing her boobs very hard with both her hands. Now he had started to bite my penis lightly with his teeth, which caused strange movements in my body and I pressed his nipple with a little force due to which a loud scream came out of his mouth and that passion. After coming in and leaving my cock, now I started kissing my lips and cutting it. After a while, she started sucking my cock very loudly in her mouth and after some time, the fountain of my semen got inside her mouth and she was licking my cock with great pleasure. I lay down on the bed and she started undressing me.

After that she started kissing on my whole body, she was still wearing a sari and I took off her blouse and put it on one side, after that her cool bra pink silky bra which also had small holes. She also removed and I slowly stripped her completely and started licking her blond erotic body. I took a piece of ice and started rolling it on her body and I also rubbed ice on her pussy and rubbed it on her pussy. She was screaming ahaahaa hmhmhmaa aahhmmh and was lowering her ass that suddenly slipping and leaving my hand, that piece of ice went into her pussy and she screamed because of her coldness.

I was taking out that piece of ice with my finger, then she started telling me that let me that feel was very good, I left that ice inside her pussy at her request and now I can use her pussy with my tongue Started licking The ice was slowly flowing out of the heat of the pussy by melting it, and along with the snow, the water of his pussy was coming out together, which was licking with great fun. I tasted that the cold water was very fun and now the aunt was screaming loudly madarchod kha jaa uFFF aahah hmm ufffufuf ahha hmmh she screaming loudly madarchod eat my pussy this pussy full of yours and she is pressing my head to her pussy and now I started licking it hard , Started biting her pussy with her teeth.

Due to that the voice of aunt's siski too was now much louder and on the other hand both my hands were pressing their 40 size boobs very hard and those boobs had become completely red and milk started coming out of them. , After licking their pussy for some time, she told the day is yours , please come and drink my milk too.

Now I started sucking

their

boobs very hard, their milk was very tasty too, after sucking their boobs for about 15 minutes and drinking their milk, I started fucking them by sitting in doggy style and I started sucking on their ass. I put the cocks in his ass and he screamed very hard because of the pain, IEEE UFFFFFF PLEASE PULL OUT NOW, I am in a lot of pain, but even then I did not get my cock out and jerked them out loud she started giving sounds, after a while the aunt was also having fun and she also started to funnel her ass back and forth. Friends, at that time both my hands were on his ass and cocks were in his ass.

After about ten minutes of banging, I removed the semen of my cock in his ass. After that, I took my cock out, then the aunt started sucking it and licking it with my tongue and I lay on top of the aunt and kept sucking on her lips and also fingering her pussy. After a while we both got up bare and went to the kitchen.

There, both of us drank some juice and milk and then the cylinder kept there in my hand. Seeing him, a mischief broke in my mind and I put him in the aunt's pussy right there, which went a few inches in his pussy. The aunt told me that this cylinder is very small, so you put your cock in my pussy and I put the aunt down in the kitchen at the same time and I put both feet of the aunt on my shoulder.

After that I put my cock in her pussy and first slowly and after a while, I started jerking hardly, due to which she screamed madder and loudly fuck me ahhhaha ahmmhhhaahmma hahamha hh today you tear my pussy, you Putting my hand in my pussy and pushing me hard, Chod Aahahaah, .

Now I was jerking even more loudly after about eight to ten minutes of banging, I told her that I am going to fall now. she told me that you take him out inside my pussy and at the behest of the aunt, I removed my semen inside his pussy and after that I lay on top of the aunt. Now both me and aunt were feeling a bit tired and lying on top of them, now i started sucking her boobs slowly.

Friends, after that fuck aunt told me that I am very happy with this fuck of you. aditya, you have made me completely satisfied and after the fuck of that day I went to my house and on the fifth day when I got that chance again, I enjoyed the aunt very tightly from once and then she started telling me. That you have made my heart happy, you know how to fuck me very well and I banged aunty thrice that day, in which she gave me full support, due to which both of us were very happy, after giving many years to Aunty with my cock Had a chance to get fuck and I had got to fuck her raspberry pussy, so now a great need of both of us was fulfilled, due to which she also started being happy and I also started enjoying her by fucking her.

Mom’s affair with our house owner

 Hi this is vijay and am 22 years old.My dad is working in USA and we are from kerala.But now we are living in chennai as mom got a job there.My mom is velamma she is 42 years old.Mom got a job as supervisor in an company and so we moved to chennai.Must tell about mom she is so fair,pink lips,long haired milf.She is a typical malayali women.She maintains her physique by doing yoga.Her vulptous body make men go crazy on her.She had abnormal sized boobs and huge ass and her sexy navel make her a sex symbol.Her sizes are 38-34-46 and her melons are 38d sized huge melons and is ripen.

We seeked our family friend to see for a good house and he found a house in chennai but was little away from city and not of much but little remote place.The owner was Subramaniya iyer and he lived wity his family members wife daughters grandchildren and sons.He is 58 years old man.They are an orthodox family and we arrived the address our friend gave and me and mom went to his house.Mom wore a yellow saree which was little transparent and her sexy navel is visible barely.Her long hair with jasmine flower made her look like angel.We entered the house and rang the calling bell and a old women opened the door and asked who we are and i told about the rent home and she asked us to come in and wait for a while and we waited for few min.Then came the owner Subramaniya iyer he was 6'1 tall bald with big fatty belly.He came and addressed about us.Meanwhile i noticed something wierd that he was oogling over mom hot body as he saw her huge elevation over her chest.

After getting signed from agreement and payement he tood about the rules of his house and was bit orthodox.He has still eyes over mom and he was bit flirty with mom.Suddenly his wife came in and he now changed his attitude to be like a tough guy and he is a good actor accordingly.He asked us to come and see the rooms and we went along with him.It was ground floor portion for us and the bathroom was outside the house as its orthodox and but okk with that.His eyes were on moms sexy navel barely visible in that yellow saree.We now went to take all the goods from parcel service.And we started to arrange the things in our rooms.After some time mom boiled milk and its a traditional and she took some sweets and milk to the owners house and she left and she entered their house.Now owner came and got those things with him.And she left the house and came here.And it was before the covid pandemic the works were smooth and its goin on and i have got admission in delhi BE civil engi And i left home and was staying in hostel.Mom was alone here and she joined the job.Mom travelled to her office by bus or train and it was very rush sometimes and there were many romeos who will do groping in those crowds and everyday she would get in those encounters as men find her gorgeous maal and they try to get close to her and they enjoyed rubbing their dicks and some have touched her ass and rubbed it too.And when she walks around the street man will oogle her fleshy navel and huge melons.Everymen in our area have a lust over her and they will oogle whenever she comes out.

Meanwhile Subramaniya iyer have 6 children and all are married 4 daughters and 2 sons.Sons were in abroad and 2 daughters were in India and other Two are in Europe countries.one among those girl was pregnant and so owners wife and her daughters went to that pregant girl for during her delivery.So owner stayed here and every one left the house and they may come after few months.And it was at the time of lockdown and work from home was for mom and she stayed at home.I cant come home as the flights are stoped and nothing to travel.Now its some jackpot for the owner its mom and him alone in the house and he had other ideas for now.

As mom have work form home she stayed all time at home and the owner have a jackpot now.Mom usually takes bath at morning and due to lock down she now does all work and baths at noon.Owner have eyes over mom from first day on wards he was waiting for a good opportunity like this.One day he was reading news paper on balcony and he watched mom getting into bathroom and he was so eagerly waiting for such a chance to see.The bathroom door is not fully closed and only place one can see all things inside bathroom is balcony and he was waiting there with half eyes and now mom closed the door and she didnt noticed him over there and now mom removed her saree and he could see mom's beautiful top over there and he was so happy to see such a beautiful.Now he has a hard on and now mom removed her jacket hooks and she was wearing a white bra and her huge cleavage was visible  her boobs are locked inside the bra and in no time she removed her bra hooks and her huge 38g melons pooped out of her bra and he was shocked to see soo huge melons he opened his mouth seeing such a beauty.Now she removed her skirt and her milky thighs and sexy curvy navel was visible to him and he almost seen every inch of her body an now she removed her pink panty and he saw pink shaved pussy of mom and she was fully naked and he got a hard on seeing such a beauty for first time in life.What a treat for this old man.He wanted to suck those melons right now and bang her very hard.Now mom started to take bath and her mangalya sutra was inbetween her huge titties and few chains too she looks absolute like a sex bomb.she applied soaps and moisturiser all over her body and its a real treat for this old man.He watched everything from there and she didnt saw him watching.She almost took bath and she wore a towel that barely covers her ass and breasts and she went into the room.He now was on hard on and he went into the bathroom and jacked in view of moms nude body.Now he had other plans to seduce this hot maal and make her his slut and fuck her throughout the day still his wife comes home.

He badly wanted to fuck her today but he is bit afraid of her wife. But he had a plan he planned to lie mom that the cooking gas was over and so that he can get a chance to approach her.He waited till evening and then he went to our house and he rang the calling bell and mom opened the door.She was shocked to see him now.Now mom was wearing a white nightie and loose hair she loooked like a angel and seeing this he cnat take his eyes of her.She asked him to come inside the hall and she wlaked into kitchen to make coffee for him.While she was walking her huge ass giggled seeing this he had a hard on.Her long hair was also near the ass and it makes her so sexy.She have a cup of coffee and some sweets to him and the coffee was so much nice as like her.He enjoyed the coffee with the sight of mom near by him.His eyes were oogling over her neck amd boobs and her dress cant hide her huge melons and her huge clevage was easily visible to him and he was fucking her with his sight.Now he tole her about the cooking gas was empty and he wants to cook food here itself if she doesnt mind it.Hearing this mom told him ohh sirr why are struggling like this.If u have asked me before i would have done u all food stuffs.So dnt worry u can come and eat whatever u want.I will do it for you.

And she told him to wait for dinner here and she would fresh her up and do the cooking and she took the dress and towel and went to bathroom.Now he followed her and she went into bathroom and she removed all her dreess and now she is fully nude infront of him.He was very hard seeing her entire beauty very close but yet it was dark and he couldnt see it properly and she finished the bath and he somehow came into the house and  he was waiting outside for her and mom wore a small towel that barely covered her huge mleons and huge ass and half of her body is easliy visible to him and he  cant take the eyes of her body and she noticed him oogling at her hot body and she some how covered with her drees and came into the bedroom and changed her dress.Now she prepared food and she asked him to take food.The food was so delicious as her and he was so impressed with her cooking and he praised a lot about her cooking skills and both ate the food.

             

Sexy air hostess : my lovely sister

 It's the beginning of our sexual relations as elder sister Nancy and younger brother Garry have had a brief oral sex session a week ago and as my elder sister Nancy is of 20 years with a hot slim figure her round small sized breasts are sexy ,she is an airhostess and her curvy figure as waist with a V shaped buttocks are attractive ,she can make any one impressed with her loveable smiles and her short as well as vulgar dress have made me her slave but of no use as she have always reminded me of blood relations ,go to hell for this relationship ! Garry is a young guy of 18 years and as my classmates are too curious about inner beauty of a girl ,I am with him while watching porn videos or reading incest story and one evening as dad was abroad on his buisness trip ,my mom have left for her club to enjoy party and in home we both brother as well as sister are busy in our works but as darks prevailed ,I thought to have a bottle of vodka as I love drinking it and now I put my red stripes shirt with a black denim jeans as I walk to dinning space first and there my sister was talking to someone on mobile as I put my sandals ,she just waived her hand and asked me to stop.

Nancy is too disciplined as her anger makes me afraid also and later on after putting her mobile ,she "so you notorious guy where are you going  (me) for evening walk ,coming with me                                       (She stand as put her arms in my shoulder)oh boy !you are too naughty ,know that you will go and drink some wine or vodka "as I smiled with my head down "sorry sister "and she kissed my face "ok go but come soon as you will get a surprise gift today "and than I left my home as I have already kept kye of my bike and there I starts my bike as I moved towards nearby shopping mall having a wine shop and as I parked my bike ,mobile starts ringing "oh sister ,say what you need                                                (Nancy)a bottle of vodka with a packet of cigarettes as well as condom but come soon "so my dirty mind starts thinking of my sexy blonde sister Nancy and in hurry I bought all three items as I drive my bike speedy towards home and lastly I reached home ,a three bhk flat in an appartment of vasant kunj as I ringed the door bell and in a minute ,door opened as I felt bit amazed while looking at Nancy as she have put a baby doll clothes on him.a gal of 5'6 inches have put her sexy legs to half of parts of thighs nude as her round boobs are showing it's shape with clevage making me hot and as I frisked inside home ,Nancy locked the door as she hold me tight and while holding a plastic bag full of vodka bottle I just put my face back "sexy just a minute ,let me change my dress "and her soft breasts gave my back a nice touch as I walked to my room ,so just put the door closed and starts removing my clothes before going for a hot sex session with my blonde sister Nancy .      

                                                   

 I am in my vest and brief as I frisked inside washroom to get refreshed and soon as I am back in my room ,my sexy elder sister Nancy is sitting on bed as I am feeling too shy with bulge of penis on undies as sister is looking at it .so Garry moved to wardrobe as to pick a shorts and as I was standing there ,again Nancy hold me but this time feeling too hot ,I turned as I hold her slender neck and kissed her Rossy lips ,so she did it . Nancy is not a simpleton gal as her job of airhostess makes him too bold and now while standing as holding eachother I just took her lips in my mouth to suck and my hand starts rubbing her sexy butts as she have put a G string on waist and her nude butts is smooth as sucking her lips for a while made us aroused and there Nancy pushed me on bed. Garry fells on bed like a tailpin as my legs are down to earth and sister just sits near my waist as she hold my both legs and put it on bed ,Garry smiled "sexy baby ,need drink first "and she walked away in hurry ,came back soon with two glasses full of orange flavour vodka and now both are drinking it as she is rubbing my bulge and my hand have hold her sexy round boobs to squeeze hard .so as our drinks finished ,Nancy made me sleep as she is in fire with her hand pulling down my undies and my 5-6 inches long penis is in her hand as it's in sleepy position,her hand is jerking cock hard as I can only see her sexy boobs and so I said "sexy be in 69 position to enjoy oral sex first "as she took out my vest and now nude on bed as sister is in doggy position on me but her face is in my opposite direction . Garry got her valuable back as her baby doll dress gone upto waist and her stretched legs are showing her fleshy labias on bikni and my hand just removed the bikni as I can feel her mouth on my cock ,it's in semi erection as she have swallowed it and sucking it hard she is making me aroused but Garry first starts rubbing her butts as her vagina is inches away from my mouth and as I starts screaming "uh oh ah um baby now move your face"as I can feel my cock growing bigger and harder in her mouth ,so put my finger in between her labia as it seems little wider ,so if she have lost her virginity ! I can't say but as my finger starts rubbing her hot smooth hole fast ,she have removed my wet penis and now her long tongue is licking it fast ,so on top of my body my sexy sister is getting hotter and her tongue is rolling on my cock as I am fucking her cunt fast "uh oh sexy suck my cock again "but she than left my body as put her dress down to her shoulders ,so her round boobs with brown nipples are nude and Garry wake up to remove her sister's clothes as both become nude .     

 Nancy is a hot gal as her sexy body is making me more aroused and now she said "one more pack of vodka for both of us before we evolves a new physical relation "and as I am too horny with my penis dying for her cunt ,I walked nude to dinning space as I took out bottle of vodka from refrigerator and than took another glasses ,so put it and well back on bed as I can see sexy sister get laid on bed and she wake up as I am drinking it while standing ,so her eyes are looking at my fleshy penis and as I put glass on table she just waived her hand to me to remain stand for a while and than giving me her glass ,she just slept on bed "now look in my purse    (Me)sure but what  you need baby ?" As she took her purse and opened it as one strips of contraceptive pills were there ,so get laid on bed with her thighs stretched as i took out a pill and now her V shaped buttocks is on a pillow ,Garry now put his crossed fingers on sister's cunt and widened it as i pushed the pill in her vagina and than pushed my finger ,so pill is deep inside .

 Nancy is in fire as i hold my penis and than sits in between her thighs ,so just put my glans on it as inserts inside and slowly my cock is in sister's vagina as i felt it sticky due to pill . Garry starts fucking her sister and than i hold her breast as squeezing it hard is making him wild and my penis is going deep in her soft cunt as Garry is fucking her elder sister with speed and power ,her vagina is little wider as she loves enjoying sex with her colleagues in her office or on board ,so going hard in her cunt and i leaned on him with my lips kissing her face. Nancy now holds my waist as she starts bouncing her  buttocks fast and we two have left our blood relationship as physical love evolved ,so as i am fucking her wildly her buttocks is giving me lot of pleasure and so she is screaming "uh oh yes fuck fuck fuck hard aah un my younger brother is strong ,i will be your sex slave for ever dear "but i am voiceless as my penis is hard and now going to fire it's cum soon but i am holding it for a while , lastly screamed "uh oh bounce your ass baby it's cumming " and than my semens came inside her vagina as both kissed eachother ,she left me and both have a bath session also.